- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why did the blue berry cross the road

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

womens rights.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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