- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.