Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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