why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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