What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

homosexual rights to marriage

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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