- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Go away still nothing to see

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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