- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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