- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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