- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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