Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

roses are red poo is poo

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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