- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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