- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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