Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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