Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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