What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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bite me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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