why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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