how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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