- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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