What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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