For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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