- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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