- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A storm be brewin!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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