- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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