What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Anti Joke

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