Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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A sober Irish individual.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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