Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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