- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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