Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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