Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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