womens rights

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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