- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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