- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Cheese

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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