- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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