How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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