How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Anti Joke

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