- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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