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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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