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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

who is really lanky? james cornish

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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