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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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