you will like this because i am black.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Blacks

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What rhymes with milk...milf

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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