Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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asdasdasdasd

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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