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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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