Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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