A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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