What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

womans rights...

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

why dont they make black forks

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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