- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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