Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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