- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Women's rights

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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