Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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