- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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