2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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