What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Dumb

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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