How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Where's my baby??

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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