- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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