Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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