my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Anti Joke

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