a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Anti Joke

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