How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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