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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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