There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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