- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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