- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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