Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Justin beiber comment if u get it

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Corn Muffins

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops