A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you because you’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.. That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you because you’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the Earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the Earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth. The monks reply, “Congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, “May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone…The man requests the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,…. ….silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the key to the last door.” The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight…. ….But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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