You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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