What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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