Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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