- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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