- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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