- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Knock, knock. Come in.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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