- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's 1+1? 69.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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