When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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