I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Men's rights

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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