- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Chris is hairy

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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