A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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