what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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black people swimming

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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