Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

woman's rights

you will like this because i am black.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Knock knock. Its open.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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