- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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