- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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