What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I'm homeless.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

A gay man watches football.

why dont they make black forks

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Peas

Boxing on Boxing Day

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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