- Anti Joke

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!