- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

my penis

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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