Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Jimmy Saville

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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