What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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