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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

you will like this because i am black.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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