- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What's just not right? Left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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