- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Yellow People !!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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