- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

antonis sister is mighty fine

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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