- Anti Joke

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either