Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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I wrote a funny joke.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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