Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Matt is a Duster!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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