- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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