What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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