Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

HELLO EVERYONE

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Take part of what?

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Sarah Palin.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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