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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Refridgerator.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

I have an idea! You leave.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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