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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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