- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Wanna hear a joke? no

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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