Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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