- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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