- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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