- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

whats green and lives in the water

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??