- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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