- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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