- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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