- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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