- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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