- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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