Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Women's rights

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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