- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What does? 42

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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