- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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