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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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