- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

John lazzaro likes dick

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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