what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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