How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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