- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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