What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Oh, go away

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Male leadership.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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