Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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