Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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