- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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