HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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