What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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