Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A house comes around the corner.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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