Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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