- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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