- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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