I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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