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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A man goes to the potty.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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