What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your mom.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Potassium? K.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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