- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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