A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What? Huh?

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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