- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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