"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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