- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's 1+1? 69.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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