If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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