- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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