- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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