Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

All of these jokes are about white people

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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