What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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