Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

what do you call a black chef glendon

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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