- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

don't do anything i wouldn't do first