whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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