- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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