jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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