knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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ur gey

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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haha

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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