A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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There's my tractor.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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