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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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