whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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