Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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