- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Oh, go away

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

every cloud has a silver lining

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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