Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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