- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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