Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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