- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

women's rights

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??