How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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