- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

So a man walks into a bar, right?

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