- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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