A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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God is real.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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