- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's white and gluey Glue

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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