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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A man did not like this site

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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