Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Yes

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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