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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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