- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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