- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Gay rights.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Your big dick.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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