- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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